This is my fake and SO not real Apple apology. This apology is just written by me, a college student, who would've apologized in a different way from Apple.


Dear Apple Friends,

When Apple created the iPhone, our creators envisioned a new product that would change the technology communications community.


In today's market, we at Apple saw the opportunity to make a competitive decision.

This decision came at too high of a cost to our loyal Apple friends . The relationship between Apple and the people who use our products is one we value, and one we should have paid closer attention to.

Please accept this small $100 credit as part of our apology for our inconsideration.

Thank you for all of your feedback and being honest with how you feel. All of your input is always part of the Apple creative process.

Sincerely,

S.J.